Interviewer: What's Something Your Fans Don't Know About You?

Louis:	I had a Labradoodle that I couldnt train.
Liam:	My nose was broken so it'll never be it's original shape again
Zayn:	when I was 5 I fell on a plug and got it stuck in the back of my head, I still have the scar!
Niall:	I dislocated my knee while playing football and the doctors have said I have a 67% chance when I'm walking down the street for it to dislocate itself again.
Harry:	I have bad posture. I've been told to take pilates class once a week.

meeting one direction

the boys:	hey babes, what's your name?
thinking to myself:	OH MY GOD. YOU. YOU. YOU. YOU. AND YOU. SEX GODS. PURE SEX GODS. AMAZING. I WANT TO FUCK YOU. YOU. YOU. YOU. AND YOU. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU. WE CAN NAME THEM TOGETHER, OR WE COULD HAVE SEX SO MANY TIMES, WE CAN JUST GIVE THEM NUMBERS. IT'S UP TO YOU. NIALL. OH YOUR EYES, UH, LE MELT IN FUCKING PUDDLE OF CREYS. YOUR HAIR. SO BLONDE. I KNOW YOUR HAIR COLOUR. I KNOW YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. I KNOW YOUR FRIENDS AND WHAT YOUR OLD ROOM LOOKS LIKE. CAN I JUST LIKE TOUCH YOU EVERYWHERE AND RUB YOUR STOMACH AND LIKE FEED YOU. KISS ME. I KNOW YOU. HARRY. YOU DIMPLES. OH MY GOD. CAN I LIKE TOUCH YOU. YOUR CURLS GIVE MY OVARIES A SWIRL. WOO. BABE YOU GOT MY HEAT BEAT RUNNING AWAY, BEATING LIKE A DRUM. OH MY OVARIES. CAROLINE'S GOT NOTHING ON THIS BITCH! LIAM. OR SHALL I CALL YOU TURTLE MASTA. FUCK ME. DO IT QUICKLY. SO NIALL DOESN'T SEE. QUICK. I WON'T TELL DANIELLE. I CAN BRIBE YOU. I CAN PUT SPOONS IN A PATH THAT LEAD YOU TO ME! I CAN! COME TO ME. I'M READY. ZAYN. OH YOU SEX GOD YOU. FUCK ME. HEY LOOK, MY TOP IS OFF. WOOPS, THERE GOES MY PANTS. HAH. WOW. I'M WEARING THIS BRA, DON'T NEED IT THOUGH. COME TO ME DARLIN'. COME TO ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU VAS HAPPENIN'! OH LOUIS, YOU ADORABLE THING YOU! COME HERE. YOU HAVE SEX HAIR? HEY ME TOO, LET'S MAKE SOME GOOD LOOKING SEX HAIR TOGETHER. I WON'T TELL ELEANOR! WOAH THERE! THE SWAG MASTA FROM DONCASTER IS ON A FUCKING ROLL! PARTAY IN DA HIZZLE! WOOOOHOOO! ALL OF YOU. MY BED. NOW. TAKE MY VIRGINITY, YOU CAN HAVE IT!
me:	*smirks*
the boys:	hey, you okay?
me:	sorry, what?
the boys:	we were just asking what your name was...
me:	oh, you don't need to remember my name, but if you must know, it's, I'M A MOTHER FUCKING SEX MACHINE SO COME TO ME. ;)
harry:	how do you spell that?